We're slightly concerned by the PR blurb around the new Kodak Easyshare P712 digital camera.

In it, the company claims its new 7.1megapixel, superzoom camera, is great for capturing photos of "children on the playground".

And with its very fast 'click to capture' rate, you'll be able to rattle off quite a few before you feel the slap of a hand on your shoulder.

It may boast a 12x zoom, but taking pictures of kiddies in their playground tends to get you heavily involved with another type of PC - followed by your very own entry on their database and perhaps some hard time.

So don't do it.